A Personal Letter from Waffle
“It’s National Be Kind to Animals Month, But I Want to Give YOU the Gift…”
Hi! My name is Waffle, one of the official office hounds here at SIP Oasis. You may have met Georgia, Chief Office Hound, when she got hold of the printer a few months ago. Not wanting to be upstaged, I decided it was my turn to contact you. I know we’ve never met before even though I’m the REAL brains in this organization (my master, Andrew Burke, likes to keep that little factoid confidential…something about being upstaged by someone who slobbers and sheds makes him feel inadequate).
At any rate, I just couldn’t stay in the background anymore since May is national “Be Kind To Animals Month,” and I thought it was about time for me to make an ‘executive decision’ not only to come out and introduce myself to you, but also to offer you a FREE Network Security Assessment on Andrew’s dime (yeah, I’m really generous with HIS moneyJ).
All kidding aside, this FREE Network Assessment is nothing to scratch at! Our tail-wagging techs will deploy a harmless tool on your network, giving it a thorough sniff to look for security loopholes, hardware problems, system errors, and password issues that could cause a lot of expensive problems for you. And all I hear around the office is how much worse those cybercriminals have gotten in the past year! Usually, Andrew and our President/CEO charge a pretty penny to do this, but I wanted to do something special for our national holiday and, in return, hold my very own “be kind to customers” special.
But you have to do me a favor and respond fast before Andrew finds out – he doesn’t know that I’ve finally figured out how to use the computer and printer, and once he discovers it, he’ll probably tell me “Bad Waffle” and then want to start charging for this great Assessment.
Personally, I think giving this away is a great, risk-free way of introducing us to NEW prospective clients like you. But what the heck do I know…I’m just a dog.
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I DO Know It’d Be A Shame For You To Miss Out On This….
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I’m Trying To Throw You A Bone Here,
But You’re Gonna Miss Out If You Wait Any Longer!
Are you aware that most computer disasters could have easily been avoided with a little preventive maintenance? Wouldn’t you rather know where you are vulnerable and fix those areas before they turn into expensive problems and unexpected down time? Or before a nasty hacker or virus gets in and causes all kinds of damage? Of course you would! That’s why you’d be a bonehead not to take me up on such a dog-gone good offer – and believe me, I know a bone when I see one!
Plus, I know that our great team of IT professionals really know their stuff. I hang out in the office, and I hear what customers have to say. All of them comment on how responsive and reliable our entire team is.
Chuck Gault from Max Coating says that he can always count on our team’s fast response and that we deliver the quality service you want. Lee Pearce from Alabama Quality Assurance Foundation says that knowing that security measures are handled gives him lots of confidence! And Pete Donohoo at Donohoo Auto has been using us for over 10 years, and he loves that we know how to make their darn computers behave the way they are supposed to (now if he can just get ME to behave the way I’m supposed to, wink-wink…)
But you have to hurry! Andrew is going to be barking mad when he finds out what I’ve done. That’s why you should call and schedule your free assessment right now: Please contact my master, who they say is a Business Development Manager, Andrew Burke, at aburke@sipoasis.com or 205.623.1197.
Thanks,
Waffle
PS. When you see Andrew for your Free Network Security Assessment, could you please give him a milk bone to bring back to the office for me?
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